Snowman vs Scarecrow

I still have my Fall decorations up, which seems prudent given the fact that we haven’t even celebrated Thanksgiving yet.

My across-the-street neighbors however, have skipped ahead to the next major holiday, and have set multiple strands of Christmas lights ablaze.

They also have two snowmen lit up. The whole thing seems like sort of an affront to my Fall display. And the snowmen definitely make my scarecrow look stupid. I bet he’d go over and unplug the whole mess—if he only had a brain...