Apr 23, 2008

Noah, you're gonna need a bigger boat...

Have you seen the Right-Wing answer to Wikipedia? It's called Conservapedia. If it's on the level, the site is nothing short of mind boggling!

If you get the chance to check out Conservapedia, be sure to scroll down to the heading titled Popular Articles at Conservapedia. There you'll find the Conservative take on topics like Feminism, Homeschooling and Dinosaur(s). To give you an idea about the content included on the site, the Dinosaur entry contains the following:

...believe that dinosaurs lived in harmony with other animals, (probably including in the Garden of Eden) eating only plants[6]; that pairs of each dinosaur kind were taken onto Noah's Ark during the Great Flood and were preserved from drowning[7]; that many of the fossilized dinosaur bones originated during the mass killing of the Flood[8]; and that possibly some descendants of those dinosaurs taken aboard the Ark are still around today.


This almost has to be a joke, right? If it is, it's very well done. If not, I'm a little scared.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's baffling isn't it.

I mean everyone knows that dinosaurs were late getting to the arc and that's why they died out.

Donna said...

Yeah, they've got that covered too:

"... many of the fossilized dinosaur bones originated during the mass killing of the Flood."

Anonymous said...

Be afraid, be very afraid. . .