My God, this house is a mess! A huge, flaming shite-hole of a mess!
If there were children or pets living here, I half believe they'd be taken away if word of the current state of their home was leaked to authorities. Somewhat ironic, since if there were children or pets living here I could blame at least some of the mess on them.
As it is, I'm the only one contributing to the mess, and hence am solely responsible for the present condition of my crap-shack. Unfortunately, unless I can come up with a better idea, I'll also be the one responsible for its eventual cleanup.
Hmm...brick doesn't burn, does it?
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