Sorry, but does this photo look somewhat obscene to anyone else? I'm calling it "Harvest Fest at the Playboy Mansion."
(Now brace yourself for a series of lame scarecrow jokes.)
I heard that the scarecrow in front has a restraining order out against him. His ex-girlfriend says he's a stalker.
(Ha!)
Which reminds me, did you hear about the best scarecrow ever?
He won every award and received every possible accolade. He truly was out standing in his field.
(One more...)
Q: What's a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Strawberries!
:-)
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