Dog tired

I was almost attacked by a dog last night! Seriously. I was walking home after returning a movie and a mean dog started barking at me. At first I figured it was chained up or under the influence of an "invisible fence," but then it started chasing me! I'm not even kidding.

I think it might have been a pit bull too!

Granted my dog identification skills are limited, and primarily based on the size of dogs I know personally, so my categorization may not be entirely accurate. That said, this dog was a lot bigger than Pixie, but a little smaller than Cloe.

Ergo, it was a Pit Bull!

For a variety of reasons, I'm glad I didn't get bitten—by the dog at least. You see, when I returned home I noticed a big bug bite on the back of one of my legs. I'm hoping it's a spider bite, because I could really use some super powers.

I'd use them to combat my canine and lupine foes everywhere.