A questionable call

I went to the pharmacy yesterday. There was a lady talking on her cell phone while she waited. She must have forgotten that she was on the phone in a public place, or perhaps she thought she was enclosed in a soundproof booth. At any rate here's a portion of the conversation I overheard.

"Well, I'm waiting to pick up a suppository right now. Yah, I don't know how they expect me to stick that fucking thing up his ass if he sees me coming -- Yah, I mean, what's wrong with these people?"

I'm not sure if she was talking about a baby, an elderly person, or a pet of some sort. The "he" in question seemed to be in the car however, because she told the person on the other line that she wanted to get back to the car before he started sneezing again.

Whatever that meant. So many questions.

Not the least of which was "what's wrong with these people?"