...Anyhow, at the beginning of the trip, the baby must have had a blowout in her diaper, as it was totally obvious from the fragrant smell that traipsed its way through the cabin. The mother got up, took the kid back to change the diaper, and came back. When she got back, the breakfast service had ended, and I noticed that like many Chinese infants and toddlers (like I have mentioned before), this little girl had the crotchless pants, only this time, WITHOUT a diaper.
To say that this made me somewhat unsettled is an understatement. I worried the whole way to Guilin that something bad was going to happen. I kept waiting and waiting. Mom noticed that this little girl had the crotchless clothing, and remarked about how cute it was. No sooner did she say that and turn her head, I looked at the kid, and suddenly, we apparently got on the flight to Puping. Like Linda Blair from the Exorcist (only from the back end) that little girl took the HUGEST, WETTEST dump I have ever seen. It was a horizontal geyser of smelly brownish green poo, landing on the mother's sweatshirt, her pants, and all over the baby's jacket. The smell was hellish.
To make light of the situation, I kept thinking about what my friend Steve would have thought and done if he were in my shoes this morning. And, it really made me laugh. And it made me laugh hard.
Now that's funny!
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