Notice that these two bottles of Flintstones vitamins look very similar. Both show an identical illustration of Fred Flintstone holding his daughter Pebbles and both display a "Pediatricians' #1 Choice" message.
The main difference in the two bottles is the color of the labels and the fact that the green labeled bottle says "Plus Calcium," while the red labeled bottle says "More Complete with Choline."
I'm not sure what Choline is, but it must taste terrible! I say this because while the vitamins in the green labeled bottle are quite yummy, the vitamins in the red labeled bottle are bitter and disgusting.
At this point you may be asking yourself why an adult woman without kids buys and consumes chewable vitamins clearly designed for children. If you must know, I don't believe in evolution, and the human/dinosaur paradigm set forth by the Flintstones supports my creationist viewpoint. Besides, adult vitamins are yucky.
(Sorry about the last paragraph...I promise to give up sarcasm and blatant mockery in the new year.)
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