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Looking to become the star of your own horror movie? Or maybe you'd just like spice up your existing nightmares with some new material. Either way, the classified ad below has you covered.

Of course gummybarb is blatantly lying when she characterizes the thing she is selling as an "adorable collectible clown," because obviously, there's no such thing as an adorable clown. I guess I can't really blame her though. She's no doubt trying to unload this unholy instrument of terror on some unsuspecting dolt looking for a bargain. When the sale is complete, she'll be free of the beast and its inherent curse forever! Well, after the sacrifice of a few small animals at any rate.


Date Posted: 01/09/2006
Item Type: Adorable collectible clown that laughs out loud.
Name: gummybarb
Email: gummybarb@XXX .com
Classified Ad: Adorable collectible clown that laughs out loud. Has china head, hands and feet. Yours for ONLY $15!